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‘Black Mirror’ Creates ‘Hang the DJ’ Site to Test Your Relationship — Just in Time to Ruin Valentine’s Day
You might actually want to hang “Black Mirror” itself before the day is through, seeing as the Netflix series couldmess up your Valentine’s plans.
On Wednesday, the show’s official Twitter account shared a video promoting www.coach.dating. As all “Black Mirror” fans should know, this is a reference to the season 4 fan-favorite episode “Hang the DJ,” which features a world where people are paired up by “the system,” with no rhyme or reason. Couples can learn their “expiry date” — or when their relationship will kick the bucket — if they both do it at the same time via their digital “coach.” If you don’t, your device gets out of whack and you’ll be forced to break up and move on to another partner. Sorry.
The show’s Coach Dating site asks you to share a link with your significant other and then find out if you are really meant to be by testing your clicking skills. The good news is if you tap to reveal your expiry date at the same time — or if you both decide not to reveal at all — then you have “found your ultimate match.” Of course, if your tapping is not in sync, well, you’re out of luck.
Also Read:'Black Mirror': We Asked a Digital Dating Expert to Review 'Hang the DJ'
The game — since that’s what it really is — also allows you to download your results and proudly show off how long your relationship will last.
And if you failed at “clicking,” try to remind your partner that the episode’s protagonists (Georgina Campbell and Joe Cole) are nothing more than one of the thousands of simulated versions of themselves, tested in endless scenarios to calculate the endurance of their bond through an app. So, the coach really doesn’t matter.
Watch the teaser for the site below. Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day, from “Black Mirror.”
Also Read:'Black Mirror': No, 'Hang the DJ' Is Not the 'San Junipero' of Season 4, EP Says
Trust the system. Visit https://t.co/f3v1QPmbAx to find out if your partner is a perfect match. pic.twitter.com/XV0FXmtx5G
— Black Mirror (@blackmirror) February 14, 2018
10 Things to Watch If You Hate Valentine's Day, From 'Black Mirror' to the Olympics (Photos)
Let's get real. Valentine's Day is the one holiday we all love to hate.
If you're single, it's just a day to remind you that you're single, and if you're in a relationship, it's a Pepto Bismol-colored consumerization of your love.
So if you're forgoing the over-priced prix fixe menus next Wednesday, and plan on doing some Netflix-and-chill with your bae, yourself, or a random Tinder date, here's what to stream.
Netflix"THE END OF THE F---ING WORLD"
This is not a love story. The show is based on the comic series by Charles Forsman and follows angsty teens James (Alex Lawther) and Alyssa (Jessica Barden) as they basically say "F--- You" to the world and go on the world's craziest road trip. Trust us, there are some twists you will not expect.
IFC"Portlandia"
If you want to laugh and don't want any pesky love stories to get in the way, go for a show that's all about a place, not people. With the last season of "Portlandia" under way, re-watch your favorite episodes. May we humbly suggest a few here.
Comedy Central
AMC"The Walking Dead"
What better way to celebrate the death of your love life than zombies? Yeah, yeah, there are a few love lines in the show, but if Carol and Daryl can't admit they belong together, then there's no real hope for any of us.
Unison Films"What We Do in the Shadows"
Taika Waititi's hilarious vampire movie will have you in stitches. Yes, it might make you want a vampire boyfriend, but this story is more about friendship and overcoming clashes with werewolves than love.
Disney"Moana"
OK Disney lovers, here's an option for you. We suggest watching "Moana," a story about a young girl on an Odyssean-like adventure to save her people that decidedly does not end with Prince Charming. Plus, the music by Lin-Manuel Miranda will have you singing along whether you like it or not.
Netflix"Black Mirror"
If you really, really want to be out of the Valentine's Day mood, then watch the episode "The National Anthem." If you don't want to be that grossed out, then watch "USS Callister," "The Entire History of You," or Emmy-winner "San Junipero."
Hulu"The Handmaid's Tale"
Another show not to watch if you're trying to get in the mood. A world in which fertile women are forced to have sex and get pregnant, only to give the baby up, is very unsexy.
BBC"Planet Earth"
Cheer up this Valentine's Day with some cute animals, epic landscapes and Sir David Attenborough's iconic voice.
Getty2018 Winter Olympic Games in PyeongChang
Here's something we don't get every year: the Winter Olympics! Let Team USA be your Valentine. You can find the schedule of events, on NBC, here.
Check out what to stream if you’ll be Netflix-and-chilling by yourself this Feb. 14
Let's get real. Valentine's Day is the one holiday we all love to hate.
If you're single, it's just a day to remind you that you're single, and if you're in a relationship, it's a Pepto Bismol-colored consumerization of your love.
So if you're forgoing the over-priced prix fixe menus next Wednesday, and plan on doing some Netflix-and-chill with your bae, yourself, or a random Tinder date, here's what to stream.
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